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SweetmeatsHarvest a meaty sugar lump.25.5%
Elder slumberAppease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.25.6%
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.Have 600 chancemakers.25.9%
Swiss cheeseHave 650 portals.26.2%
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-Have 700 wizard towers.26.8%
Mass EasteriaUnlock 14 eggs.26.9%
MethuselahReach level 10 grandmas.26.9%
I'm the wizCast 99 spells.27.2%
If at first you don't succeedAscend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.27.3%
Though fools seldom differHave 450 cortex bakers.27.4%
Away from this placeHave 500 idleverses.27.5%
Making light of the situationHave 600 prisms.27.9%
Metallic tasteHave 650 alchemy labs.28%
The leader is good, the leader is greatHave 700 temples.28.1%
But I didn't say stop, did I?Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.28.2%
Army of meHave 400 You.28.3%
Thick-skinnedHave your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.28.3%
TautologicalHave 550 fractal engines.28.7%
Horn of plentyBake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.28.8%
Olden daysFind the forgotten madeleine.28.9%
Huge tracts of landReach level 10 farms.28.9%
Getting that bagHave 700 banks.29.1%
False vacuumHave 650 shipments.29.4%
Nuclear throneHave 600 antimatter condensers.29.4%
Bots build botsHave 700 factories.29.7%
Tempting fateHave 550 chancemakers.29.8%
Strength in numbersHave 350 You.29.9%
Egging onUnlock 7 eggs.29.9%
Dirt-richHave 700 mines.30.2%
Not enough of a good thingBake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.30.3%
All the stars in heavenOwn 100 heavenly upgrades.30.4%
Taking the back streetsHave 500 javascript consoles.30.5%
Shosple ColupisHave 650 wizard towers.30.5%
That's all youMake 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.30.6%
Back already?Have 600 time machines.30.7%
Sleigh of handPop 50 reindeer.30.7%
Au naturelHave 700 farms.30.7%
You are inevitableHave 450 idleverses.31%
OvercrowdingHave 300 You.31.1%
A light snackHave 550 prisms.31.1%
Keep going until I say stopBake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.31.2%
And now you're even olderHave 700 grandmas.31.2%
Don't think about it too hardHave 400 cortex bakers.31.3%
Smurf accountAscend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.31.3%
And I will pray to a big godHave 650 temples.31.4%
Life finds a wayHave 250 You.31.5%
Let it snowUnlock every Christmas-themed cookie.31.5%
Reproducible resultsMake 100 undecillion cookies just from You.31.7%
Copy thatHave 200 You.31.8%
GrandmapocalypseTrigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.31.8%
