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Patently geniusReach level 10 factories.20%
All on deckHave 900 cursors.20%
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymoreHave 700 portals.20.2%
Stifling the pressSquish the news ticker flat, then click on it.20.5%
D-d-d-d-deeperReach level 10 mines.20.9%
Absolutely stuffedBake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.21%
I am speedBake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.21.3%
Hide & seek championUnlock all the eggs.21.4%
What's the dark matter with youHave 650 antimatter condensers.21.6%
Looking kind of dumbHave 500 cortex bakers.21.8%
Spooky cookiesUnlock every Halloween-themed cookie.21.9%
It belongs in a bakeryReach level 10 temples.22%
Know thyselfHave 450 You.22.2%
A capital ideaReach level 10 banks.22.8%
Sugar, spice, and everything niceHave 700 alchemy labs.22.8%
MoistbursterBurst 200 wrinklers.23.3%
Large and in chargeBake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.23.8%
In and of itselfHave 600 fractal engines.23.8%
But the future refused to changeHave 650 time machines.24%
Curly bracesHave 550 javascript consoles.24%
Maillard reactionHarvest a caramelized sugar lump.24.3%
Beyond qualityPurchase 600 upgrades.24.7%
Quadricentennial and a halfHave at least 450 of everything.24.8%
MotormouthReach level 10 wizard towers.24.8%
Signed, sealed, deliveredHave 700 shipments.25.1%
God complex—25.2%
With unrivaled fervorBake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.25.4%
SweetmeatsHarvest a meaty sugar lump.25.5%
Elder slumberAppease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.25.6%
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.Have 600 chancemakers.25.9%
Swiss cheeseHave 650 portals.26.2%
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-Have 700 wizard towers.26.8%
Mass EasteriaUnlock 14 eggs.26.9%
MethuselahReach level 10 grandmas.26.9%
I'm the wizCast 99 spells.27.2%
If at first you don't succeedAscend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.27.3%
Though fools seldom differHave 450 cortex bakers.27.4%
Away from this placeHave 500 idleverses.27.5%
Making light of the situationHave 600 prisms.27.9%
Metallic tasteHave 650 alchemy labs.28%
The leader is good, the leader is greatHave 700 temples.28.1%
But I didn't say stop, did I?Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.28.2%
Thick-skinnedHave your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.28.3%
Army of meHave 400 You.28.3%
TautologicalHave 550 fractal engines.28.7%
Horn of plentyBake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.28.8%
Huge tracts of landReach level 10 farms.28.9%
Olden daysFind the forgotten madeleine.28.9%
Getting that bagHave 700 banks.29.1%
False vacuumHave 650 shipments.29.4%
