01Achievements
Every Alan Wake Remastered achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
67 of 67 entries
No PunctuationSpecial 2: Complete the episode without reloading the game or restarting a checkpoint.2.4%Very rare
Run-On SentenceSpecial 1: Complete the episode without reloading the game or restarting a checkpoint.2.6%Very rare
HypercaffeinatedDiscover all coffee thermoses.2.7%Very rare
Licensed PropertiesSpecial 2: Discover 10 Night Springs video games.2.7%Very rare
Collector's EditionFind all of the manuscript pages in the game, including the ones in Nightmare mode.2.7%Very rare
WhirlwindSpecial 2: Make your way past the tornado in under 60 seconds.2.8%Very rare
Creative SpaceSpecial 2: Discover the secret area.2.8%Very rare
Tick TockSpecial 1: Discover 10 hidden alarm clocks.2.8%Very rare
Bright Falls AficionadoAbsorb every bit of local history and culture.2.8%Very rare
Meet the DeadlineIn ''Mirror Peak,'' make it from the Coal Mine Museum to Cauldron Lake in 30 minutes.2.9%Very rare
Every Nook and CrannyDiscover all of the hidden chests.2.9%Very rare
Gunless WonderMake it to Cauldron Lake without firing a single shot in ''On the Road to Cauldron Lake.''2.9%Very rare
Fast and FuriousSpecial 1: Make it through the final battle in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.2.9%Very rare
Alan, Wake UpComplete the game on Nightmare difficulty.3%Very rare
Picking Up After YourselfFind all of the manuscript pages in Normal mode.3.1%Very rare
License RevokedSpecial 1: Complete the episode without using a single vehicle.3.1%Very rare
Cardboard CompanionsSpecial 1: Discover all of the cardboard standees.3.3%Very rare
Words Will Never Harm YouSpecial 1: Trigger all of the furnaces in the basement.3.5%Very rare
Go Gentle Into That Good LightSpecial 2: Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.4.5%Very rare
Iron WillSpecial 2: Survive the final encounter without being seriously hurt.5.1%Rare
Couch PotatoWatch every single TV show.6.6%Rare
An Idyllic Small TownMake it through ''Night Life in Bright Falls'' in one go without dying or restarting even once.7.1%Rare
HeartbreakerSpecial 2: Have some poison poured in your ear.7.5%Rare
Medical OpinionsListen to Hartman's recordings.7.7%Rare
Kill Your DarlingsSpecial 2: Defeat the final obstacle between you and your goal.8.6%Rare
CarnyKnock over five can pyramids.8.7%Rare
Ding!Special 2: Complete the elevator ride.8.8%Rare
A Friend IndeedSpecial 1: Follow the signal to its conclusion.9%Rare
A Friend in NeedSpecial 1: Find someone to help you.10.1%Rare
Taken SeasonDefeat 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.10.2%Rare
What Light Through Yonder WindowDefeat 50 Taken with the flaregun, the way Shakespeare intended.10.6%Rare
Child of the Elder GodHave a rock'n'roll moment without dropping to a low health state.11.5%Rare
KBF-FMListen to all of the radio shows.12.9%Rare
If It Flies, It BurnsBurn 1,000 birds.13.4%Rare
Drink 'Em Both UpPut de lime in de coconut twice.13.4%Rare
Boob TubeSee what's on TV.14.7%Rare
Hardboiled WriterComplete the game on Hard difficulty.20.6%Uncommon
Come One, Come AllKill four Taken with a single shot from the flaregun.23%Uncommon
Right of WayDrive over 15 Taken.24.2%Uncommon
Tornado WranglerDefeat the tornado.27.1%Uncommon
DepartureComplete the game on Normal difficulty.27.1%Uncommon
Heavy MetalSurvive the bulldozer attack.27.3%Uncommon
Energized!Use 100 batteries.27.7%Uncommon
The Lady of the LightDiscover the secret she guards.28.2%Uncommon
GatekeeperCut the power to the transformer yard.28.4%Uncommon
It's Not Just a Typewriter BrandDefeat 50 Taken with a shotgun.29.1%Uncommon
Iron HorseEncounter a steam engine.29.4%Uncommon
Perchance to DreamTake a moment to reflect on past events.29.5%Uncommon
Thunder and LightningDefeat 50 Taken with flashbang grenades.29.9%Uncommon
Two For the Price of OneKill two Taken with a single shotgun blast.30.1%Uncommon
Collateral CarnageDefeat 20 Taken with indirect means.31.1%Uncommon
Missed by a MilePerform a cinematic dodge 20 times.32.3%Uncommon
Wheels Within WheelsMeet the kidnapper.32.4%Uncommon
The Six-Gun ScribeDefeat 100 Taken with the revolver.33.4%Uncommon
They're Heeeeeere!Inanimate objects shouldn't move of their own accord. Put a stop to this affront, oh, say, 20 times.33.4%Uncommon
Sound and FuryKill four Taken with a single flashbang.34.2%Uncommon
Damn Good Cup of CoffeeDiscover 25 coffee thermoses.34.8%Uncommon
Finders KeepersDiscover 5 hidden chests.39%Uncommon
Back! Back, I Say!Save yourself with a flare.39.3%Uncommon
Park RangerEnjoy the sounds and sights of Elderwood National Park.40%Uncommon
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