01Achievements
Every Cookie Clicker achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
637 of 637 entries
SweetmeatsHarvest a meaty sugar lump.25.5%Uncommon
Elder slumberAppease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.25.6%Uncommon
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.Have 600 chancemakers.25.8%Uncommon
Swiss cheeseHave 650 portals.26.2%Uncommon
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-Have 700 wizard towers.26.8%Uncommon
MethuselahReach level 10 grandmas.26.8%Uncommon
Mass EasteriaUnlock 14 eggs.26.9%Uncommon
I'm the wizCast 99 spells.27.2%Uncommon
If at first you don't succeedAscend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.27.3%Uncommon
Away from this placeHave 500 idleverses.27.4%Uncommon
Though fools seldom differHave 450 cortex bakers.27.4%Uncommon
Making light of the situationHave 600 prisms.27.9%Uncommon
Metallic tasteHave 650 alchemy labs.27.9%Uncommon
The leader is good, the leader is greatHave 700 temples.28.1%Uncommon
But I didn't say stop, did I?Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.28.2%Uncommon
Thick-skinnedHave your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.28.3%Uncommon
Army of meHave 400 You.28.3%Uncommon
TautologicalHave 550 fractal engines.28.7%Uncommon
Huge tracts of landReach level 10 farms.28.8%Uncommon
Horn of plentyBake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.28.8%Uncommon
Olden daysFind the forgotten madeleine.28.9%Uncommon
Getting that bagHave 700 banks.29%Uncommon
Nuclear throneHave 600 antimatter condensers.29.4%Uncommon
False vacuumHave 650 shipments.29.4%Uncommon
Bots build botsHave 700 factories.29.7%Uncommon
Strength in numbersHave 350 You.29.8%Uncommon
Tempting fateHave 550 chancemakers.29.8%Uncommon
Egging onUnlock 7 eggs.29.9%Uncommon
Dirt-richHave 700 mines.30.2%Uncommon
Not enough of a good thingBake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.30.3%Uncommon
All the stars in heavenOwn 100 heavenly upgrades.30.4%Uncommon
Taking the back streetsHave 500 javascript consoles.30.5%Uncommon
Shosple ColupisHave 650 wizard towers.30.5%Uncommon
That's all youMake 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.30.6%Uncommon
Sleigh of handPop 50 reindeer.30.7%Uncommon
Au naturelHave 700 farms.30.7%Uncommon
Back already?Have 600 time machines.30.7%Uncommon
You are inevitableHave 450 idleverses.31%Uncommon
A light snackHave 550 prisms.31.1%Uncommon
OvercrowdingHave 300 You.31.1%Uncommon
Keep going until I say stopBake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.31.2%Uncommon
And now you're even olderHave 700 grandmas.31.2%Uncommon
Don't think about it too hardHave 400 cortex bakers.31.3%Uncommon
Smurf accountAscend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.31.3%Uncommon
Life finds a wayHave 250 You.31.4%Uncommon
And I will pray to a big godHave 650 temples.31.4%Uncommon
Let it snowUnlock every Christmas-themed cookie.31.5%Uncommon
GrandmapocalypseTrigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.31.7%Uncommon
Reproducible resultsMake 100 undecillion cookies just from You.31.7%Uncommon
Copy thatHave 200 You.31.8%Uncommon
Reduced to gibbering heapsHave 600 portals.31.9%Uncommon
QuadricentennialHave at least 400 of everything.31.9%Uncommon
Financial prodigyHave 650 banks.32%Uncommon
Episode IIHave 150 You.32%Uncommon
Lovely cookiesUnlock every Valentine-themed cookie.32.1%Uncommon
The devil's workshopHave 800 cursors.32.1%Uncommon
Particular tastesHave 550 antimatter condensers.32.1%Uncommon
More you say?Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.32.2%Uncommon
ResurrectionAscend 10 times.32.3%Uncommon
A sometimes foodBake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.32.3%Uncommon
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