01Achievements
Every Cookie Clicker achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
465 of 637 entries
All on deckHave 900 cursors.20%Uncommon
Patently geniusReach level 10 factories.20%Uncommon
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymoreHave 700 portals.20.2%Uncommon
Stifling the pressSquish the news ticker flat, then click on it.20.4%Uncommon
D-d-d-d-deeperReach level 10 mines.20.9%Uncommon
Absolutely stuffedBake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.21%Uncommon
I am speedBake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.21.3%Uncommon
Hide & seek championUnlock all the eggs.21.4%Uncommon
What's the dark matter with youHave 650 antimatter condensers.21.6%Uncommon
Looking kind of dumbHave 500 cortex bakers.21.8%Uncommon
It belongs in a bakeryReach level 10 temples.21.9%Uncommon
Spooky cookiesUnlock every Halloween-themed cookie.21.9%Uncommon
Know thyselfHave 450 You.22.2%Uncommon
Sugar, spice, and everything niceHave 700 alchemy labs.22.7%Uncommon
A capital ideaReach level 10 banks.22.8%Uncommon
MoistbursterBurst 200 wrinklers.23.3%Uncommon
In and of itselfHave 600 fractal engines.23.7%Uncommon
Large and in chargeBake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.23.8%Uncommon
Curly bracesHave 550 javascript consoles.24%Uncommon
But the future refused to changeHave 650 time machines.24%Uncommon
Maillard reactionHarvest a caramelized sugar lump.24.3%Uncommon
Beyond qualityPurchase 600 upgrades.24.7%Uncommon
Quadricentennial and a halfHave at least 450 of everything.24.8%Uncommon
MotormouthReach level 10 wizard towers.24.8%Uncommon
Signed, sealed, deliveredHave 700 shipments.25%Uncommon
God complex—25.2%Uncommon
With unrivaled fervorBake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.25.4%Uncommon
SweetmeatsHarvest a meaty sugar lump.25.5%Uncommon
Elder slumberAppease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.25.6%Uncommon
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.Have 600 chancemakers.25.8%Uncommon
Swiss cheeseHave 650 portals.26.2%Uncommon
MethuselahReach level 10 grandmas.26.8%Uncommon
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-Have 700 wizard towers.26.8%Uncommon
Mass EasteriaUnlock 14 eggs.26.9%Uncommon
I'm the wizCast 99 spells.27.2%Uncommon
If at first you don't succeedAscend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.27.3%Uncommon
Away from this placeHave 500 idleverses.27.4%Uncommon
Though fools seldom differHave 450 cortex bakers.27.4%Uncommon
Making light of the situationHave 600 prisms.27.9%Uncommon
Metallic tasteHave 650 alchemy labs.27.9%Uncommon
The leader is good, the leader is greatHave 700 temples.28.1%Uncommon
But I didn't say stop, did I?Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.28.2%Uncommon
Army of meHave 400 You.28.3%Uncommon
Thick-skinnedHave your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.28.3%Uncommon
TautologicalHave 550 fractal engines.28.7%Uncommon
Horn of plentyBake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.28.8%Uncommon
Huge tracts of landReach level 10 farms.28.8%Uncommon
Olden daysFind the forgotten madeleine.28.9%Uncommon
Getting that bagHave 700 banks.29%Uncommon
Nuclear throneHave 600 antimatter condensers.29.4%Uncommon
False vacuumHave 650 shipments.29.4%Uncommon
Bots build botsHave 700 factories.29.7%Uncommon
Strength in numbersHave 350 You.29.8%Uncommon
Tempting fateHave 550 chancemakers.29.8%Uncommon
Egging onUnlock 7 eggs.29.9%Uncommon
Dirt-richHave 700 mines.30.2%Uncommon
Not enough of a good thingBake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.30.3%Uncommon
All the stars in heavenOwn 100 heavenly upgrades.30.4%Uncommon
Taking the back streetsHave 500 javascript consoles.30.5%Uncommon
Shosple ColupisHave 650 wizard towers.30.5%Uncommon
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