01Achievements
Every Cookie Clicker achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
637 of 637 entries
Born for this jobHave 100 You.32.3%Uncommon
Self-madeMake 10 nonillion cookies just from You.32.4%Uncommon
What's not clickingMake 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.32.4%Uncommon
Replaced by robotsHave 650 factories.32.5%Uncommon
The 10% mythHave 350 cortex bakers.32.5%Uncommon
MultiplicityHave 50 You.32.6%Uncommon
Tiny cookieClick the tiny cookie.32.7%Uncommon
UnthinkableMake 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.32.7%Uncommon
Bad chemistryHave 600 alchemy labs.32.8%Uncommon
Never get boredHave 500 fractal engines.32.9%Uncommon
KaizenPurchase 500 upgrades.32.9%Uncommon
Don't let the walls cave in on youHave 650 mines.32.9%Uncommon
Heavy flowBake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.32.9%Uncommon
Caveman to cosmosHave 550 time machines.32.9%Uncommon
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhereHave 450 javascript consoles.33%Uncommon
My own cloneHave 1 You.33.1%Uncommon
LeprechaunClick 777 golden cookies.33.1%Uncommon
I think it's safe to say you've got it madeBake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.33.1%Uncommon
It's grown on youHave 650 farms.33.2%Uncommon
MyriadOwn 10,000 buildings.33.2%Uncommon
You'll never know if you don't goHave 500 chancemakers.33.4%Uncommon
Cookie ClickerUnlock the final building.33.5%Uncommon
Here you goClick this achievement's slot.33.5%Uncommon
MindfulnessHave 300 cortex bakers.33.5%Uncommon
LazarusAscend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.33.6%Uncommon
Is there life on Mars?Have 600 shipments.33.6%Uncommon
They moistly come at nightHave 650 grandmas.33.6%Uncommon
What did we even eat before theseBake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.33.6%Uncommon
Don't let me leave, MurphHave 550 portals.33.7%Uncommon
Freaky jazz handsReach level 10 cursors.33.8%Uncommon
Elder calmDeclare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.33.8%Uncommon
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'Have 250 cortex bakers.33.8%Uncommon
The thought that countsMake 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.33.9%Uncommon
VersatileHave 400 idleverses.33.9%Uncommon
Tricentennial and a halfHave at least 350 of everything.34%Uncommon
Wrath cookieClick a wrath cookie.34%Uncommon
WrinklesquisherBurst 50 wrinklers.34.1%Uncommon
You'll never shine if you don't glowHave 500 prisms.34.1%Uncommon
Haven't even begun to peakBake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.34.2%Uncommon
GyrificationHave 200 cortex bakers.34.2%Uncommon
And then what?Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.34.3%Uncommon
Magic thinkingHave 600 wizard towers.34.3%Uncommon
Just a phaseHave 550 alchemy labs.34.3%Uncommon
The hunt is onUnlock 1 egg.34.3%Uncommon
The organ that named itselfHave 150 cortex bakers.34.4%Uncommon
I'm so meta, even this achievementHave 450 fractal engines.34.4%Uncommon
What a conceptHave 500 antimatter condensers.34.6%Uncommon
Now there's an ideaHave 100 cortex bakers.34.8%Uncommon
Positive thinkingMake 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.34.8%Uncommon
Earth-616Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.34.8%Uncommon
Feed me, OrteilBake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.34.8%Uncommon
JackpotHave 450 chancemakers.34.8%Uncommon
Preaches and creamHave 600 temples.34.8%Uncommon
The incredible journeyHave 550 shipments.34.8%Uncommon
Oh, you're backAscend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.34.9%Uncommon
Ain't that a click in the headMake 100 octillion cookies from clicking.35%Uncommon
The years start comingHave 500 time machines.35%Uncommon
ClosureHave 400 javascript consoles.35%Uncommon
You're #1 so why try harderBake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.35.1%Uncommon
Just my imaginationHave 50 cortex bakers.35.1%Uncommon
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