01Achievements
Every Cookie Clicker achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
465 of 637 entries
That's all youMake 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.30.6%Uncommon
Back already?Have 600 time machines.30.7%Uncommon
Sleigh of handPop 50 reindeer.30.7%Uncommon
Au naturelHave 700 farms.30.7%Uncommon
You are inevitableHave 450 idleverses.31%Uncommon
A light snackHave 550 prisms.31.1%Uncommon
OvercrowdingHave 300 You.31.1%Uncommon
And now you're even olderHave 700 grandmas.31.2%Uncommon
Keep going until I say stopBake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.31.2%Uncommon
Don't think about it too hardHave 400 cortex bakers.31.3%Uncommon
Smurf accountAscend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.31.3%Uncommon
And I will pray to a big godHave 650 temples.31.4%Uncommon
Life finds a wayHave 250 You.31.4%Uncommon
Let it snowUnlock every Christmas-themed cookie.31.5%Uncommon
Reproducible resultsMake 100 undecillion cookies just from You.31.7%Uncommon
GrandmapocalypseTrigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.31.7%Uncommon
Copy thatHave 200 You.31.8%Uncommon
Reduced to gibbering heapsHave 600 portals.31.9%Uncommon
QuadricentennialHave at least 400 of everything.31.9%Uncommon
Episode IIHave 150 You.32%Uncommon
Financial prodigyHave 650 banks.32%Uncommon
Particular tastesHave 550 antimatter condensers.32.1%Uncommon
Lovely cookiesUnlock every Valentine-themed cookie.32.1%Uncommon
The devil's workshopHave 800 cursors.32.1%Uncommon
More you say?Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.32.2%Uncommon
ResurrectionAscend 10 times.32.3%Uncommon
Born for this jobHave 100 You.32.3%Uncommon
A sometimes foodBake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.32.3%Uncommon
Self-madeMake 10 nonillion cookies just from You.32.4%Uncommon
What's not clickingMake 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.32.4%Uncommon
The 10% mythHave 350 cortex bakers.32.5%Uncommon
Replaced by robotsHave 650 factories.32.5%Uncommon
MultiplicityHave 50 You.32.6%Uncommon
Tiny cookieClick the tiny cookie.32.7%Uncommon
UnthinkableMake 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.32.7%Uncommon
Bad chemistryHave 600 alchemy labs.32.8%Uncommon
Never get boredHave 500 fractal engines.32.9%Uncommon
Caveman to cosmosHave 550 time machines.32.9%Uncommon
Heavy flowBake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.32.9%Uncommon
KaizenPurchase 500 upgrades.32.9%Uncommon
Don't let the walls cave in on youHave 650 mines.32.9%Uncommon
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhereHave 450 javascript consoles.33%Uncommon
My own cloneHave 1 You.33.1%Uncommon
LeprechaunClick 777 golden cookies.33.1%Uncommon
I think it's safe to say you've got it madeBake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.33.1%Uncommon
MyriadOwn 10,000 buildings.33.2%Uncommon
It's grown on youHave 650 farms.33.2%Uncommon
You'll never know if you don't goHave 500 chancemakers.33.4%Uncommon
Here you goClick this achievement's slot.33.5%Uncommon
Cookie ClickerUnlock the final building.33.5%Uncommon
MindfulnessHave 300 cortex bakers.33.5%Uncommon
They moistly come at nightHave 650 grandmas.33.6%Uncommon
LazarusAscend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.33.6%Uncommon
Is there life on Mars?Have 600 shipments.33.6%Uncommon
What did we even eat before theseBake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.33.6%Uncommon
Don't let me leave, MurphHave 550 portals.33.7%Uncommon
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'Have 250 cortex bakers.33.8%Uncommon
Freaky jazz handsReach level 10 cursors.33.8%Uncommon
Elder calmDeclare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.33.8%Uncommon
The thought that countsMake 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.33.9%Uncommon
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