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| Achievement | How to unlock | Unlocked by | Rarity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tens Tens Tens Across The Board | Fully complete all missions and challenges. | 4.2% | Very rare |
| Gotta Catch ‘Em All! | Find all the secret posters. | 4.5% | Very rare |
| Top Rated | Finish both sniper encounters while maximum Live rating. | 4.7% | Very rare |
| BULL’S EYE! | Find the sniper secret. | 5.6% | Rare |
| Dominating! | Stun enemies 250 times with the Belt of Justice. | 6% | Rare |
| Put the ball in the hole. | 7.5% | Rare | |
| Solve the only puzzle in the game. | 7.8% | Rare | |
| Get first place on the driving range scoreboard. | 8% | Rare | |
| Complete all challenges. | 10.7% | Rare | |
| Stun enemies 100 times with the Belt of Justice. | 12.4% | Rare | |
| Read the credits. | 16.3% | Rare | |
| — | 18.8% | Rare | |
| Complete all of the story missions. | 18.8% | Rare | |
| Visit the Cheesus is Bling merch exhibit. | 19.5% | Rare | |
| Stun a Sagging Pants Enemy with a weapon. | 22.3% | Uncommon | |
| — | 29.2% | Uncommon | |
| Fab Slap 50 enemies. | 31.5% | Uncommon | |
| Decline a business deal with the Belt of Justice. | 35.9% | Uncommon | |
| Transform a Karen into a fashionista with the Tailormade, and another with the Belt of Justice. | 41.4% | Uncommon | |
| Fab Slap 25 enemies. | 47.4% | Uncommon | |
| Defeat Hugo Bauss. | 63.1% | Common | |
| Collect every piece of swag during a mission. | 69.2% | Common | |
| Meet with the mysterious stranger for the first time. | 78.2% | Common | |
| Find a mocktail on the ground and drink it. | 96.8% | Common | |
| Open the game for the first time. | 98.9% | Common |