01Achievements
Every Goat Simulator achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
127 of 127 entries
Goatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats?3%Very rare
Steal the showDo a card trick at the magician3.2%Very rare
Hat SimulatorBuy all hats3.2%Very rare
The FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat.3.2%Very rare
Music Non StopJump on the launchpad3.3%Very rare
Too much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun3.3%Very rare
Columbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush3.5%Very rare
Is that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached3.5%Very rare
Elfstreet BoysBaa with the choir3.8%Very rare
Flip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip3.9%Very rare
The Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to.3.9%Very rare
One BallRide a bike for 60 sec4%Very rare
ExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator4.1%Very rare
Builder GoatFind all the blocks4.1%Very rare
Voluntary QATrash the server room4.3%Very rare
ValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back4.3%Very rare
Around the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.4.4%Very rare
I am BreadAre you bread?4.4%Very rare
Tony GoatFinish all manual quests4.5%Very rare
Try HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville!4.7%Very rare
Powerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car4.8%Very rare
Wheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator4.8%Very rare
Gravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator4.8%Very rare
Mattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.4.9%Very rare
SällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level5.1%Rare
Mermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator5.1%Rare
Don't Panicsrsly5.4%Rare
Not again...Get deviously trapped again5.5%Rare
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.5.5%Rare
The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game5.7%Rare
The SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind6.9%Rare
GoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course7%Rare
JörgenJörgen.7.1%Rare
Vegas, baby!Hit The jackpot.7.6%Rare
Old GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?7.9%Rare
One man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee8%Rare
The mage's favouriteBurn people from afar8.4%Rare
Mile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider.8.9%Rare
Boat rideEnjoy your trip10%Rare
Dodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again.10.9%Rare
Malleus MaleficarumBurn them!11.4%Rare
Goat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom.11.6%Rare
I can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick.13%Rare
Jousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator15.9%Rare
A Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator16%Rare
Cardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.16.3%Rare
Here's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue16.5%Rare
Rymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space!17.6%Rare
Steve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples18.4%Rare
ButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt.19.8%Rare
Involuntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed.22.3%Uncommon
Ling Ling into battle goFight the turtles25%Uncommon
DisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck26.4%Uncommon
A story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat28.5%Uncommon
PedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue29.2%Uncommon
Boulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death.31.5%Uncommon
Devil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.33.7%Uncommon
Maximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person35.2%Uncommon
Goats 'n' StuffHold your own concert36.3%Uncommon
LOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue40.4%Uncommon
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