01Achievements
Every Goat Simulator achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
84 of 127 entries
NERD!Find all trophies in Space.1.4%Very rare
Bacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships.1.4%Very rare
Ruler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships.1.4%Very rare
Be not afreightDestroy all freighters.1.4%Very rare
Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids.1.4%Very rare
What came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs.1.5%Very rare
That's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time.1.5%Very rare
Wow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies.1.5%Very rare
SurvivalistCraft all items in one game1.6%Very rare
Spend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder.1.6%Very rare
Ready for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.1.6%Very rare
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus.1.6%Very rare
My little bronyFind all the pony horses.1.6%Very rare
DastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.1.6%Very rare
Camel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.1.6%Very rare
Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs.1.6%Very rare
You raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.1.6%Very rare
Plentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once.1.6%Very rare
HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ1.7%Very rare
A new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game1.7%Very rare
The world is your canvasTag 10 walls.1.7%Very rare
Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.1.7%Very rare
The Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song.1.7%Very rare
GoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies.1.7%Very rare
Shattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game1.7%Very rare
Warm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool1.8%Very rare
I Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes1.8%Very rare
What’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.1.8%Very rare
Rocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.1.8%Very rare
Suppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison.1.8%Very rare
GoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.1.8%Very rare
Sweet collection!Find 10 trophies.1.8%Very rare
Gather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire.1.8%Very rare
Captain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium.1.8%Very rare
Big in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet1.9%Very rare
The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level.1.9%Very rare
Bounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars.1.9%Very rare
Don't starveEat 50 food items in one game1.9%Very rare
TestaholicComplete test chambers.1.9%Very rare
Goat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!2%Very rare
Goat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive2%Very rare
BFFLick a friend2.1%Very rare
Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.2.1%Very rare
Itsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.2.2%Very rare
Survive for your lifeSurvive 10 days2.2%Very rare
Fund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.2.2%Very rare
Hang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute2.3%Very rare
Look at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb2.3%Very rare
Better than Warlords of DredmorReach level 1012.4%Very rare
An Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava2.4%Very rare
SteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.2.5%Very rare
The Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami.2.6%Very rare
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon.2.6%Very rare
RetirementJust finish that one LAST job.2.7%Very rare
The puke machineComplete centrifuge event.2.7%Very rare
MasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible2.8%Very rare
It's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer.2.9%Very rare
I freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay.2.9%Very rare
Zombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game2.9%Very rare
NeckbeardSmell and look like one3%Very rare
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