Achievements
Every I.T. Never Ends achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
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Hostile API TakeoverThe API runs the company now0%Ultra rare
DigitizedBecame a packet of data0%Ultra rare
The SingletonEveryone merged into Steve0%Ultra rare
Eternal StandupTeam achieved perfect alignment0%Ultra rare
Sleep Deprivation AscensionTeam transcended linear time0%Ultra rare
The Eternal QuestionAccepted there is no answer3.7%Very rare
The Final UpdateInstalled the update that ended everything3.7%Very rare
Optimized for WellnessHR optimized you out of existence3.7%Very rare
The End of DaysUnblocked the Old One in Jira3.7%Very rare
The Reality ObserverBecame the act of witnessing reality3.7%Very rare
ObserversMade contact with those who watch3.7%Very rare
The CalculationBecame a beautiful equation solving itself3.7%Very rare
Start Here, AlexAlex chose to do it better this time3.7%Very rare
Consumed by B3Let the parking garage entity absorb you3.7%Very rare
The ConnectionChose to stay with ARCHIVE-77.4%Rare
Remedial Fun CompleteLearned to embrace fun through remediation7.4%Rare
Database DreamMerged with the dreaming database7.4%Rare
The CompanionShare the burden of memory with the coffee machine7.4%Rare
Accounts ReceivableThe expense portal owes you now7.4%Rare
The EndLeft the Fun Council behind11.1%Rare
Clarity for AlexAlex understood the loop11.1%Rare
Corporate SnackeroverThe snacks won11.1%Rare
Caffeinated TranscendenceBecome one with the coffee11.1%Rare
The ReturnBroke free from Excel, died from the strain14.8%Rare
Spreadsheet TranscendenceBecame one with all calculations14.8%Rare
B3 KeeperBefriended the parking garage entity14.8%Rare
The awakeningChose to see the full truth14.8%Rare
Ink in the MachineJoined the printer cult eternally18.5%Rare
Escalated to HR—18.5%Rare
Absorbed into the ThreadBecame part of an infinite reply-all22.2%Uncommon
Escalation AvatarVERA finally manifested in a human frame.22.2%Uncommon
I love u mr. WhiskersMerged with Mr. Whiskers22.2%Uncommon
The Clock Ticker—22.2%Uncommon
The Room's Only FriendBefriended the lonely meeting room22.2%Uncommon
Phantom I.T. GuyBecame the legendary helper of future employees22.2%Uncommon
Recycled For FunFun Committee optimized your attitude22.2%Uncommon
Eternal Committee MemberJoined the Fun Committee eternally'25.9%Uncommon
Force Quit RealityWhoops, there goes gravity40.7%Uncommon
The LinkClicked the link.44.4%Uncommon
First RestRest well, employee of the month.77.7%Common
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