01Achievements
Every POSTAL achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
27 of 27 entries
SissyEnable cheats.6.4%Rare
Ballmer BallerPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game.6.6%Rare
Never nude-istKill a naked person.7%Rare
You want our autograph too?Watch all the credits.7.8%Rare
BulletstormFire 1,000,000 bullets.11.5%Rare
Peter North would be proudHit 100,000 targets.11.6%Rare
Mickey and MalloryMake 10000 kills.11.6%Rare
Boondock SaintComplete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die11.8%Rare
Holes is holesTake 10,000 hits.11.9%Rare
I swear, the AR is for hunting!Complete the game using only the M16.12.2%Rare
Z for ZachariahComplete the game having killed everything.12.7%Rare
Army of OneUse every weapon in the game.13%Rare
The Hell's Fargo WagonFirebomb the band.14.8%Rare
Get a girlfriendComplete the game.16.2%Rare
DexterMake 1000 kills.17.4%Rare
Half-mast hard-onComplete level 10.18.1%Rare
From my cold, dead handsComplete a level with less than 10 health.18.2%Rare
NOPE! Chuck Testa.Fight an ostrich.18.7%Rare
Dirty kneesDuck under a rocket.20.3%Uncommon
Bad touch!Touch someone while burning.22.7%Uncommon
How Kevorkian!Perform your first execution.27.1%Uncommon
I'm afraid I just blue myself!Commit suicide.31.1%Uncommon
Oh, you press F1!Start the second level.31.6%Uncommon
Patrick BatemanMake 100 kills.32.7%Uncommon
Forrest GumpRun for 5 minutes.36.7%Uncommon
Took a banger in the mouthTake a rocket to the face.43.2%Uncommon
And so it begins...Make your first kill.53.4%Common
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