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My horde of braindead advisors have informed me that the simple days of VGA cables, inserting a disk, and blowing a cartridge are long gone. Today, you need all the bells and whistles of a brand new car. Specifically, new car smell instead of decayed meat and 50 year old farts. The team of technicians at Aspyr Media, under my undying hand’s command, have implemented the features of a game of tomor…