01Achievements
Every Surgeon Simulator achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
76 of 123 entries
A++ is TrumperificGet A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.1%Very rare
Little Wet WillyWet Willy with little pinky.1.2%Very rare
TrumsplantTower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.1.2%Very rare
The Tooth Is Out TherePerform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.1.2%Very rare
Expert Space StalkerPerform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.1.2%Very rare
Eye Of The Space StormPerform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.1.2%Very rare
Not The Time Or Place For PrecisionPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.1.2%Very rare
At Worst, You're Now ColourblindPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.1.2%Very rare
I Can See For Miles... Per HourPerform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.1.2%Very rare
Keep Fidgeting To A MinimumPerform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.1.2%Very rare
Blinding Speed SurgeryPerform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.1.2%Very rare
Right Tools At The Right TimePerform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.1.2%Very rare
The Speed Of A NeuronPerform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.1.2%Very rare
The Brains Of The OperationPerform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.1.3%Very rare
Blink And You'll Miss ItPerform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.1.3%Very rare
You May Feel A Light TappingPerform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.1.3%Very rare
I Can't Work Under These Conditions!Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.1.3%Very rare
Maintained Healthy Gums At LeastPerform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.1.3%Very rare
No Need To Curb Stomp HimPerform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.1.4%Very rare
Nothing But SkullComplete a brain transplant by throwing it in.1.5%Very rare
Tunnel VisionPerform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood1.5%Very rare
Stomach O'ClockPerform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.1.5%Very rare
There Is Nothing More To Teach...Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!1.5%Very rare
No Time To Admire The ViewPerform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.1.5%Very rare
Now I Can ReachPick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.1.6%Very rare
Best Surgeon In The WorldGet an A++ rating on all procedures.1.6%Very rare
Just Enough To Clog The Gravity EnginePerform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.1.6%Very rare
The Surgery Of The FuturePerform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.1.6%Very rare
Precision Instrument TimePerform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.1.6%Very rare
Pink EyeVodka to the eye.1.6%Very rare
No More Worse Than ShampooPerform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.1.7%Very rare
Won't Even Need Glasses!Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood1.7%Very rare
Best Surgeon In The UniverseComplete all 6 secret transplants. 1.7%Very rare
LumberjackCut out the eyes using the surgical axe.1.7%Very rare
Let's See That Sick Filth AgainPerform a 180° spoon flip.1.7%Very rare
Open Really WidePerform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood1.8%Very rare
Don't Even Need A BucketPerform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood1.8%Very rare
That's How I Lost My Medical LicensePerform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.1.8%Very rare
A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On SpeedPerform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.1.8%Very rare
First SuccessComplete an alien organ transplant.1.9%Very rare
Don't In-Test My PatiencePerform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.1.9%Very rare
Frikkin' LasersComplete a procedure using only the surgical laser.2.1%Very rare
And They Said It Was Impossible!Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)2.1%Very rare
Like An AnimalThrow everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.2.2%Very rare
SurgetricityComplete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)2.2%Very rare
You Can't Handle The Tooth!Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.2.2%Very rare
MooooooHeart of a Cow.2.2%Very rare
Butter FingersLose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.2.2%Very rare
Life's Too ShortPerform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.2.3%Very rare
You're Free NowSet the Gobbleshaft free.2.3%Very rare
We're Going On An Adventure!Take your radio with you.2.3%Very rare
Nigel You Bloody HeroPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.2.4%Very rare
Those Are Some Healthy GumsPerform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.2.4%Very rare
Orbital DentistPerform a teeth transplant in space.2.5%Very rare
My Eyesight Means A Lot To MePerform an eye transplant in space.2.6%Very rare
I Have No Idea What I'm DoingSmash all canisters within 10 seconds.2.6%Very rare
I'm Sure He'll LiveComplete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.2.7%Very rare
Performance Enhancer?Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)2.7%Very rare
Sweet BlasphemyPerform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.2.8%Very rare
BrainstormPerform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.2.8%Very rare
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