01Achievements
Every The Stanley Parable achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
10 of 10 entries
CommitmentPlay The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.2.8%Very rare
UnachievableIt is impossible to get this achievement.6.1%Rare
Speed runComplete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)6.7%Rare
Go outsideDon't play The Stanley Parable for five years.17.2%Rare
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Click on door 430 five times.Click on door 430 five times.38.8%Uncommon
AchievementThis is an achievement.48.4%Uncommon
You can't jumpNo seriously, we disabled it.69%Common
Welcome back!Quit the game and then start it again.77.4%Common
Beat the gameComplete The Stanley Parable.79.4%Common
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