Goat Simulator: GoatZ

That’s right - you’ve found the ONLY SURVIVAL GAME ON STEAM that is NOT in Early Access!* You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true! Key Features • Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it • Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother • You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game • Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember? • A pretty big new map with some stuff in it • Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom) *not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?