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Coffin Dodgers Achievements · Ludixa

Achievements

Every Coffin Dodgers achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.

to keep track of what you have here — unlocked entries stay ticked off, and you can filter down to what is left.

Data from Steam — Steam Web API Terms of Use. Last updated 9 Sept 2026.

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Christmas Truce?

Christmas Truce?Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.2.6%Very rare

You Old Romantic

You Old RomanticWin a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.2.6%Very rare

Trick or Treat

Trick or TreatAdd insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.2.6%Very rare

Week Minded

Week MindedYou're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..2.6%Very rare

He Was A Skater Boy

He Was A Skater BoyKeyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.2.9%Very rare

Snatch me if you can

Snatch me if you canSnatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!3.5%Very rare

A Quiet Night In

A Quiet Night InGet the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.3.6%Very rare

Paperboy The Hard Way

Paperboy The Hard WayRun over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.3.6%Very rare

Double, double toil and trouble

Double, double toil and troubleGet a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.3.6%Very rare

Over the hump

Over the humpWin a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.3.8%Very rare

Thor's Day

Thor's DayImpress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.3.8%Very rare

Tuesday’s child

Tuesday’s childPut your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.3.9%Very rare

A Manic Monday

A Manic MondayAdd to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.4%Very rare

Jason goes to Sunny Pines

Jason goes to Sunny PinesWin a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.4%Very rare

Disco Driving

Disco DrivingCatch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.4.4%Very rare

Million Dollar Granddad

Million Dollar GranddadFully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.4.4%Very rare

No rest for the wicked

No rest for the wickedWhy rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.4.4%Very rare

Death Defiler

Death DefilerGet gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.4.5%Very rare

Sweep

SweepGet 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.4.9%Very rare

Death Despiser

Death DespiserGet gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.5.1%Rare

Death Decider

Death DeciderGet gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.6.1%Rare

Death Derider

Death DeriderGet gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.6.7%Rare

Worldly Wise Whiz

Worldly Wise WhizAmass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.7.2%Rare

Slick Moves Like Jagger

Slick Moves Like JaggerSlip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.8.3%Rare

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me

Luckily My Shield Will Protect MeSuccessfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.9.3%Rare

Death Defier

Death DefierGet gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.10%Rare

Casting your net

Casting your netWin a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.10.5%Rare

Technophobic

TechnophobicUse an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.12.3%Rare

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.12.6%Rare

Silver Surfer

Silver SurferTake your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.13%Rare

We Can Rebuild Him

We Can Rebuild HimFully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.14.9%Rare

Feeling Lucky?

Feeling Lucky?Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.14.9%Rare

Gone In Many Seconds

Gone In Many SecondsBoost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.16.1%Rare

Batteries not Included

Batteries not IncludedGet taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.19.2%Rare

My Kart Is Augmented

My Kart Is AugmentedBuy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?26.7%Uncommon

GrimAced

GrimAcedWin your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.29.1%Uncommon

During The War...

During The War...Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.43.9%Uncommon