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| Achievement | How to unlock | Unlocked by | Rarity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Christmas Truce? | Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day. | 2.6% | Very rare |
| You Old Romantic | Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone. | 2.6% | Very rare |
| Trick or Treat | Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year. | 2.6% | Very rare |
| Week Minded | You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week.. | 2.6% | Very rare |
| Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road. | 2.9% | Very rare | |
| Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to! | 3.5% | Very rare | |
| Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend. | 3.6% | Very rare | |
| Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty. | 3.6% | Very rare | |
| Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club. | 3.6% | Very rare | |
| Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by. | 3.8% | Very rare | |
| Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday. | 3.8% | Very rare | |
| Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday. | 3.9% | Very rare | |
| Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday. | 4% | Very rare | |
| Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can. | 4% | Very rare | |
| Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday. | 4.4% | Very rare | |
| Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer. | 4.4% | Very rare | |
| Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday. | 4.4% | Very rare | |
| Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place. | 4.5% | Very rare | |
| Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly. | 4.9% | Very rare | |
| Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now. | 5.1% | Rare | |
| Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world. | 6.1% | Rare | |
| Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now. | 6.7% | Rare | |
| Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted. | 7.2% | Rare | |
| Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite. | 8.3% | Rare | |
| Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self. | 9.3% | Rare | |
| Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight. | 10% | Rare | |
| Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination. | 10.5% | Rare | |
| Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently. | 12.3% | Rare | |
| Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society. | 12.6% | Rare | |
| Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen. | 13% | Rare | |
| Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits. | 14.9% | Rare | |
| Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal. | 14.9% | Rare | |
| Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times. | 16.1% | Rare | |
| Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter. | 19.2% | Rare | |
| Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh? | 26.7% | Uncommon | |
| Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace. | 29.1% | Uncommon | |
| Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster. | 43.9% | Uncommon |