01Achievements
Every POSTAL 2 achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
23 of 89 entries
Harder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.3%Very rare
Adderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)3.1%Very rare
My Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills.3.1%Very rare
Scientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.3.3%Very rare
Ode to Eddings—3.3%Very rare
You Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.3.4%Very rare
CAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)3.6%Very rare
Rich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.3.7%Very rare
PooMasher—3.7%Very rare
40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)3.8%Very rare
Ladies Love Cake—3.8%Very rare
Hobo Sexual—3.8%Very rare
Planet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.4.1%Very rare
Gary vs. The K. Man—4.1%Very rare
Anustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.4.2%Very rare
BioShockedSpent $2000 on vending machines.4.4%Very rare
Michonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.4.5%Very rare
Dick Message—4.5%Very rare
Ape Gape—4.6%Very rare
Better than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion.4.6%Very rare
Fear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.4.7%Very rare
SCREW that game!—4.7%Very rare
Gettin DP'dMade 30 kills while dual-wielding.4.8%Very rare
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