01Achievements
Every POSTAL 2 achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
43 of 89 entries
Hello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs.5%Rare
Pussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.5.4%Rare
Uncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.5.5%Rare
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.5.5%Rare
Don't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.5.6%Rare
Rain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame.6%Rare
Ginger Mint—6%Rare
Cesar Millan is Very HappyMauled 30 people with your dog.6.3%Rare
I don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member.6.4%Rare
Holocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy.6.7%Rare
One time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death.6.9%Rare
GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend.8.1%Rare
Señor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.8.2%Rare
John Rambo'd!—8.4%Rare
Found 'em faster than GWB—8.5%Rare
Running With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors.8.5%Rare
Chapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.8.7%Rare
I should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day.8.9%Rare
Rick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads.9%Rare
Thanks for the money!Finished all seven days.9.1%Rare
Reddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.9.1%Rare
Anger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.9.8%Rare
Rebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars.9.8%Rare
RAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 10 people in the balls.10%Rare
Shiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.10.1%Rare
I swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb.10.3%Rare
There's always money in the banana stand—10.4%Rare
I Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way.10.5%Rare
Chuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick.11.4%Rare
Paid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.12.6%Rare
A-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.12.9%Rare
I'm not even supposed to be here today!—13.1%Rare
You are not alone—13.7%Rare
Screw Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday.14%Rare
Darth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.14.4%Rare
Door MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them.14.5%Rare
FAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits.15%Rare
Can't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.16.5%Rare
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people.17.5%Rare
Gotta pay the Troll Toll—17.6%Rare
Workin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday.18.7%Rare
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.19.1%Rare
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.19.8%Rare
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