01Achievements
Every POSTAL 2 achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
89 of 89 entries
Harder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.3%Very rare
My Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills.3.1%Very rare
Adderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)3.1%Very rare
Ode to Eddings—3.3%Very rare
Scientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.3.3%Very rare
You Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.3.4%Very rare
CAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)3.6%Very rare
PooMasher—3.7%Very rare
Rich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.3.7%Very rare
40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)3.8%Very rare
Ladies Love Cake—3.8%Very rare
Hobo Sexual—3.8%Very rare
Planet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.4.1%Very rare
Gary vs. The K. Man—4.1%Very rare
Anustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.4.2%Very rare
BioShockedSpent $2000 on vending machines.4.4%Very rare
Michonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.4.5%Very rare
Dick Message—4.5%Very rare
Better than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion.4.6%Very rare
Ape Gape—4.6%Very rare
Fear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.4.7%Very rare
SCREW that game!—4.7%Very rare
Gettin DP'dMade 30 kills while dual-wielding.4.8%Very rare
Hello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs.5%Rare
Pussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.5.4%Rare
Uncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell.5.5%Rare
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.5.5%Rare
Don't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.5.6%Rare
Rain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame.6%Rare
Ginger Mint—6%Rare
Cesar Millan is Very HappyMauled 30 people with your dog.6.3%Rare
I don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member.6.4%Rare
Holocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy.6.7%Rare
One time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death.6.9%Rare
GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend.8.1%Rare
Señor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.8.2%Rare
John Rambo'd!—8.4%Rare
Found 'em faster than GWB—8.5%Rare
Running With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors.8.5%Rare
Chapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.8.7%Rare
I should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day.8.9%Rare
Rick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads.9%Rare
Thanks for the money!Finished all seven days.9.1%Rare
Reddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.9.1%Rare
Anger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.9.8%Rare
Rebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars.9.8%Rare
RAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 10 people in the balls.10%Rare
Shiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.10.1%Rare
I swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb.10.3%Rare
There's always money in the banana stand—10.4%Rare
I Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way.10.5%Rare
Chuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick.11.4%Rare
Paid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest.12.6%Rare
A-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.12.9%Rare
I'm not even supposed to be here today!—13.1%Rare
You are not alone—13.7%Rare
Screw Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday.14%Rare
Darth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.14.4%Rare
Door MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them.14.5%Rare
FAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits.15%Rare
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