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Two Point Hospital Achievements · Ludixa

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Achievements

Every Two Point Hospital achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.

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Data from Steam — Steam Web API Terms of Use. Last updated 30 Aug 2026.

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Diversified Portaloo

Diversified PortalooHave at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.0.3%Ultra rare

It's a Wind-up

It's a Wind-upCollect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.0.3%Ultra rare

The (Seventh) New Gold Standard

The (Seventh) New Gold StandardEarn 108 Gold Stars0.4%Ultra rare

Life, the Universe and Everything

Life, the Universe and EverythingComplete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain0.5%Ultra rare

The (Sixth) New Gold Standard

The (Sixth) New Gold StandardEarn 99 Gold Stars0.6%Ultra rare

Strength in Numbers

Strength in NumbersComplete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"0.6%Ultra rare

Greener Grass

Greener GrassMaximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock0.7%Ultra rare

You Got All The Best Lines

You Got All The Best LinesReach the top of every league table at once for 3 months0.7%Ultra rare

Character Development

Character DevelopmentTrain Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios0.7%Ultra rare

Symbiosis

SymbiosisUnlock every plot in Overgrowth0.7%Ultra rare

Animation & Sanitation

Animation & SanitationActivate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 240.8%Ultra rare

High Brow

High Brow—0.8%Ultra rare

The (Fifth) New Gold Standard

The (Fifth) New Gold StandardEarn 90 Gold Stars0.8%Ultra rare

Serial Collaborator

Serial CollaboratorComplete 50 Research Nodes0.9%Ultra rare

Good VIBErations

Good VIBErationsAchieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy0.9%Ultra rare

De-Lux Suite

De-Lux Suite—1%Very rare

The (Fourth) New Gold Standard

The (Fourth) New Gold StandardEarn 81 Gold Stars1%Very rare

Sick-in-the-Mud

Sick-in-the-MudComplete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival1%Very rare

Intensive Car Unit

Intensive Car UnitEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery1.1%Very rare

Besterizer

BesterizerSend 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme1.2%Very rare

The (Third) New Gold Standard

The (Third) New Gold StandardEarn 72 Gold Stars1.3%Very rare

World 2

World 2Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington1.3%Very rare

Days of Suture Past

Days of Suture PastEarn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time1.4%Very rare

Vote Windsock

Vote WindsockEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid1.5%Very rare

De-Light Saving Time

De-Light Saving TimeCure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme1.5%Very rare

Arts & Plaster Casts

Arts & Plaster CastsEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock1.5%Very rare

Stealthily Healthily

Stealthily HealthilyEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters1.6%Very rare

Rose Amongst The Pigeons

Rose Amongst The PigeonsExpose 50 Alien Infiltrators1.7%Very rare

The (Second) New Gold Standard

The (Second) New Gold StandardEarn 63 Gold Stars1.7%Very rare

World 1

World 1Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering1.9%Very rare

Environmentally Friendliest

Environmentally FriendliestReceive the highest possible Eco Rating2%Very rare

Busman's Holiday

Busman's HolidayEarn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island2.1%Very rare

Curing Spree

Curing Spree—2.1%Very rare

First Catch Your Plant

First Catch Your PlantCure a patient in the Herb Garden2.2%Very rare

Kissed by a Nurse

Kissed by a NurseCure a patient with Frogborne2.2%Very rare

The New Gold Standard

The New Gold StandardEarn 54 Gold Stars2.3%Very rare

Now Even Cheesier

Now Even Cheesier—2.7%Very rare

Swiss Cheese Hospital

Swiss Cheese HospitalCure 100 patients from time portals in a single year2.7%Very rare

High Altitude Health Service

High Altitude Health ServiceEarn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains3.2%Very rare

Furry Good Review

Furry Good Review—3.4%Very rare

Cut Above

Cut AboveTrain a World-Class Surgeon3.5%Very rare

Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T

Pointy Mountain G.O.A.TEarn 45 Gold Stars3.6%Very rare

Always Be Curing

Always Be CuringRun 50 Marketing Campaigns5.6%Rare

I'd Like To Thank My Mother

I'd Like To Thank My MotherWin every award in a single hospital6.6%Rare

Jung at Heart

Jung at HeartTrain a World-Class Psychiatrist6.7%Rare

Dr Know

Dr KnowTrain a World-Class Researcher6.9%Rare

Inter-Countinental

Inter-CountinentalEarn 30 Gold Stars7.8%Rare

Well-Informed

Well-InformedComplete 50 Research Projects9%Rare

JUMBO

JUMBOReach $50,000,000 Organisation Value9.5%Rare

Icebreaker

IcebreakerComplete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"10.5%Rare

Peer-Reviewed

Peer-ReviewedComplete a Multiplayer Challenge14.4%Rare

Generating Business

Generating Business—16.3%Rare

Two Point Bounty

Two Point BountyEarn 10,000 Kudosh16.4%Rare

Double Double

Double DoubleHave a Level 20 Hospital18.6%Rare

County-Wide

County-WideEarn 15 Gold Stars23.2%Uncommon

I. See. You.

I. See. You.Capture 100 Ghosts24.2%Uncommon

Low Brow

Low Brow—31.3%Uncommon

Bells & Whistles

Bells & WhistlesConduct 25 Machine Upgrades34.4%Uncommon

Teach a Man to Hospital...

Teach a Man to Hospital...Cure 1000 Patients35%Uncommon

Double Digits

Double DigitsHave a Level 10 Hospital58.5%Common