01Achievements
Every Two Point Hospital achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
61 of 61 entries
It's a Wind-upCollect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.0.3%Ultra rare
Diversified PortalooHave at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.0.3%Ultra rare
The (Seventh) New Gold StandardEarn 108 Gold Stars0.4%Ultra rare
Life, the Universe and EverythingComplete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain0.5%Ultra rare
The (Sixth) New Gold StandardEarn 99 Gold Stars0.6%Ultra rare
Strength in NumbersComplete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"0.6%Ultra rare
Greener GrassMaximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock0.7%Ultra rare
Character DevelopmentTrain Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios0.7%Ultra rare
You Got All The Best LinesReach the top of every league table at once for 3 months0.7%Ultra rare
SymbiosisUnlock every plot in Overgrowth0.7%Ultra rare
High Brow—0.8%Ultra rare
The (Fifth) New Gold StandardEarn 90 Gold Stars0.8%Ultra rare
Animation & SanitationActivate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 240.8%Ultra rare
Serial CollaboratorComplete 50 Research Nodes0.9%Ultra rare
Good VIBErationsAchieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy0.9%Ultra rare
The (Fourth) New Gold StandardEarn 81 Gold Stars1%Very rare
De-Lux Suite—1%Very rare
Sick-in-the-MudComplete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival1%Very rare
Intensive Car UnitEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery1.1%Very rare
BesterizerSend 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme1.2%Very rare
World 2Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington1.3%Very rare
The (Third) New Gold StandardEarn 72 Gold Stars1.3%Very rare
Days of Suture PastEarn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time1.4%Very rare
Arts & Plaster CastsEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock1.5%Very rare
Vote WindsockEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid1.5%Very rare
De-Light Saving TimeCure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme1.5%Very rare
Stealthily HealthilyEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters1.6%Very rare
The (Second) New Gold StandardEarn 63 Gold Stars1.7%Very rare
Rose Amongst The PigeonsExpose 50 Alien Infiltrators1.7%Very rare
World 1Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering1.9%Very rare
Environmentally FriendliestReceive the highest possible Eco Rating2%Very rare
Curing Spree—2.1%Very rare
Busman's HolidayEarn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island2.1%Very rare
Kissed by a NurseCure a patient with Frogborne2.2%Very rare
First Catch Your PlantCure a patient in the Herb Garden2.2%Very rare
The New Gold StandardEarn 54 Gold Stars2.3%Very rare
Now Even Cheesier—2.7%Very rare
Swiss Cheese HospitalCure 100 patients from time portals in a single year2.7%Very rare
High Altitude Health ServiceEarn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains3.2%Very rare
Furry Good Review—3.4%Very rare
Cut AboveTrain a World-Class Surgeon3.5%Very rare
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.TEarn 45 Gold Stars3.6%Very rare
Always Be CuringRun 50 Marketing Campaigns5.6%Rare
I'd Like To Thank My MotherWin every award in a single hospital6.6%Rare
Jung at HeartTrain a World-Class Psychiatrist6.7%Rare
Dr KnowTrain a World-Class Researcher6.9%Rare
Inter-CountinentalEarn 30 Gold Stars7.8%Rare
Well-InformedComplete 50 Research Projects9%Rare
JUMBOReach $50,000,000 Organisation Value9.5%Rare
IcebreakerComplete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"10.5%Rare
Peer-ReviewedComplete a Multiplayer Challenge14.4%Rare
Generating Business—16.3%Rare
Two Point BountyEarn 10,000 Kudosh16.4%Rare
Double DoubleHave a Level 20 Hospital18.6%Rare
County-WideEarn 15 Gold Stars23.2%Uncommon
I. See. You.Capture 100 Ghosts24.2%Uncommon
Low Brow—31.4%Uncommon
Bells & WhistlesConduct 25 Machine Upgrades34.5%Uncommon
Teach a Man to Hospital...Cure 1000 Patients35%Uncommon
Double DigitsHave a Level 10 Hospital58.6%Common
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