01Achievements
Every POSTAL 2 achievement, ordered by how few players in the world have unlocked it.
89 of 89 entries
Can't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.16.5%Rare
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people.17.5%Rare
Gotta pay the Troll Toll—17.6%Rare
Workin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday.18.7%Rare
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.19.1%Rare
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.19.8%Rare
Where's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch.20%Uncommon
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire.20.1%Uncommon
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday.21.8%Uncommon
And THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library.22%Uncommon
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.25.2%Uncommon
Do you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.28.1%Uncommon
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday.28.1%Uncommon
Fur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.31.5%Uncommon
It's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition.31.5%Uncommon
Lieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.32%Uncommon
Finkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head.32.2%Uncommon
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.33.8%Uncommon
C U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday.34.3%Uncommon
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire.36.5%Uncommon
It's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss.37.2%Uncommon
Here, WilfredGained your first dog helper.46.3%Uncommon
Officer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition.46.3%Uncommon
Taxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun.48.8%Uncommon
Duck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar.49.1%Uncommon
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday.53.1%Common
Well, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door.56.6%Common
Friend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level.62%Common
R. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it.67.6%Common
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